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NEWS FLASH!!
The Crooked Crab.
Ever wonder where this ship got its name from? It's because her captain, Ghastly
Gert is the crabbiest pirate to sail the seven seas.
She bosses her crew around day and night and gets huffy when they whine about
feeling tired.
Ghastly Gert is so surly that if anyone in
Pirate Cove Says "Good morning," to her, she puts her hands on her hips and snarls,
"Says who?"
She just knows that she'll be the one to steal the secret recipe for that
yummy Pirate Plum Duff.
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SHIPPING NEWS
At anchor in Pirate cove:
The Toothy Shark
The Bad Bella
The Fat Flounder
The Crooked Crab
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LETTERS TO THE EDITOR
Dear Editor: Can you tell me what ship can't sail?
...Bruno Bean.
Dear Bruno Bean: The answer is TOWNSHIP, of course.
Dear Editor: Where do sick ships go?
...Cherry Pie.
Dear Cherry Pie: They go to the DOCK (DOC).
Dear Editor: Who sailed with the Ghost Ship?
...A. Vampire.
Dear A. Vampire: It had a SKELETON CREW.
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WHAT'S PIRATE PLUM DUFF?
Pirate Plum Duff is a big, fat pudding made from flour and brown sugar and
treacle and it's stuffed full of raisins and spices.
It's scrumptious! Once you taste it, you can NEVER get
enough.
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