Wild Wicked Winifred
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SHIPPING NEWS

At anchor in Pirate cove:
The Saucy Sara
The Toothy Shark

NEWS FLASH!!

A message by Seagull mail tells us that two or more pirate ships are heading our way.

Their names are the Fat Flounder and the Cranky Crab.

Both of them have all-women crews.

SPECIAL NEWS ITEM

WHAT'S PIRATE PLUM DUFF?

Pirate Plum Duff is a big, fat pudding made from flour and brown sugar and treacle and it's stuffed full of raisins and spices.

It's scrumptious! Once you taste it, you can NEVER get enough.

To make it, you need the recipe invented by Wild Wicked Winifred's grandmother.

That's why other pirate chiefs are always plotting to capture the Saucy Sara.

They plan to kidnap Wild Wicked Winifred and make her tell them what the secret ingredient is.

BIRTHS

At the Jolly Roger Cafe
to Fleabag the cat:
5 Scrawny kittens

DEATHS

At Nasty Norbert's Pirate Shop yesterday:
One fat, ugly rat.
Caused by over-eating

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SALE!! SALE!!

CHEAP SECOND-HAND
PIRATE BOOTS
(Some very smelly)
At Nasty Norbert's Pirate Shop.

WEATHER

Warm and sunny, but grumpy storm ahead.

 
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