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SPECIAL NEWS ITEM
WHAT'S PIRATE PLUM DUFF?
Pirate Plum Duff is a big, fat pudding made from flour
and brown sugar and treacle and it's stuffed full of
raisins and spices.
It's scrumptious! Once you taste
it, you can NEVER get enough.
To make it, you need the recipe invented by Wild Wicked
Winifred's grandmother.
That's why other pirate chiefs are always plotting
to capture the Saucy Sara.
They plan to kidnap Wild Wicked Winifred and make her
tell them what the secret ingredient is.
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SPORTS NEWS
This month's Flea-Jumping Competition has been cancelled.
This is because after the last match, all the fleas
went home with Dirty Dick.
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