|
LETTERS TO THE EDITOR
Dear Editor: What is a mermaid?
...Puzzled Poll.
Dear Puzzled Poll: A mermaid
is a deep-she fish.
Dear Editor: How do we know if the ocean is friendly?
...Worried Sailor.
Dear Worried Sailor: Because
it always waves.
Dear Editor: How do you cut through the waves?
...Old Sea Salt.
Dear Old Sea Salt: All you
have to do is use a sea-saw.
Dear Editor: What did the beach say when the tide
came in?
...Bessie Blue.
Dear Bessie Blue: It said "Long
time no sea."
|
LOST & FOUND
LOST: One old boot,
much loved. Please return to Pegleg Pete. Reward (if
you are lucky).
FOUND: One gold ear
ring. Please send the other one to Horrible Hank at
once.
|
